‘Last Christmas’
(as sung by Wham but with a twist of Twilight…)
Last Christmas I rented a tree
But the very next day you took it away
This year to save me from tears
I’ve gone for another rental
One Aspen, Two TIG’S
I love the Cherry’s but the Maples catch my eye
Tell me Twilight, which do you advise me?
Well it’s been a year, Twilight surprise me
(whisper) Now this Christmas,
You dropped it off, installed it
With a note saying, ‘loaned to you’ you’d lent it
Now I know, what a fool I’ve been,
But if you asked me now I know I’d rent one again
This Christmas I rented a tree
But the very next day you took it away
Next year to save me from tears
I’ll go for a bespoke install
Install…
Happy Christmas, see you in 2023!
